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    Supreme Grand High Chancellor Zurog Lord of Caketown

    Officially, I'm the head haunch-o of Caketown. Secondly, we're on a grand crusade against the dregs off the bake goods world, seeking to end the plague that is cupcakes and lesser forms of cookies.

    CHOOSE (Like its even a choice) YOUR DESTINY.

    Cake. Clearly the best baked good ever. Allied with the sugar cookies, oatmeal raisin cookies, and the chocolate chip cookies, as well as brownies. All cakes are included in this godly faction, regardless of filling, frosting, or sprinkles.


    Polka Dot Cake

    Cake with Flowers

    Whales eating people cake.

    Cookies. Probably the lamest category, cookies can't hold a candle to cakes. They're allied with no one, because no one really likes cookies. Pie is considering using cookies as sort of the spearhead for its major sugary assaults on Cake's valuable assets because of their sheer lameness, proclivity to stale, and their lack of variety. It is for this reason that the cookie faction doesn't really want to ally with pie, because they'd be the slaves of pie, but unless they choose otherwise, they'll become wiped into Amylase oblivion.


    Peanut Butter Cookies

    Not 100% sure what this is.

    Pie. While being the only true component to cake, Pie holds a grudge to cake being the shorter and less used baked good at birthday events. Pie can be pretty petty, and doesn't keep any baked good in any sort of good value, especially cookies. It is for this reason that Cake has taken a few selective worth while cookies and bent them to the will of their Cakely aspirations.

    Apple Pie

    Churrant Pie. Looks Gross. I would never eat this. You shouldn't either. Cake however... that's a different story.

    This entire holy crusade, which started as a result of the heinous and spiteful actions of {CLR} Naillik, will undoubtly with only one result: Cake winning. Had he never shoveled those angry words onto the gold sidewalks that are cake town, this wouldn't be happening. Historically, this is accepted as the official version: http://dark4se.com/cainslairforums/v...=18848&start=0
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    I think cake is the best.
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    I like Ice Cream Cake, so I like cake.
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    I should have done my homework rather than write this.
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      Ok.....this is starting to tip over the edge. One thread about this, even if it was in the wrong forum, is tolerable. We don't need multiple threads so random and off topic as these though.

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        Originally posted by CarbonFire
        Ok.....this is starting to tip over the edge. One thread about this, even if it was in the wrong forum, is tolerable. We don't need multiple threads so random and off topic as these though.

        Agreed...but it ia perfect spam ideea tho
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