Funniest Moments in COD4

[xGoblin013x]

this one happened today:
I manuevered around behind the enemy push during HQ and was coming to that building with the stairs toward the restaraunt. I had recently acquired the mp44 and was coming to that staircase, aiming at a claymore that someone had planted by the door.
All of a sudden, WalkingTarget runs through the door, guns blazing, just as my bullet hits the claymore. BANG! Target has been launched into the wall, and I am laughing hysterically.

and if I wasnt the reason that the rpg exploded (I was the first one hit ) I would laugh...

[-IRC-MIKE]

44 knife kills in one round.

[ViTO]

If you watch me long enough you will see me toss a nade into a window, miss and have the nade bounce back to hit me in the face.

This has happened more then once, I stink throwing them and I'm sure someone will post that up soon enough. :P

Brandon gets a kick while he standing over my shoulder saying....
" DaD you STINK at nades."

The DaD gets NO NADE RESPECT

[jaspurr]

Great stories guys. Brightened up my work day. Thanks

[Br@nFl@Kes{CLR}]

If you watch me long enough you will see me toss a nade into a window, miss and have the nade bounce back to hit me in the face.

This has happened more then once, I stink throwing them and I'm sure someone will post that up soon enough. :P

Brandon gets a kick while he standing over my shoulder saying....
" DaD you STINK at nades."

The DaD gets NO NADE RESPECT

<<~ViTO~>>: Muhahaha The HQ is right through this door with at least 5 guys huddled up...One nade and there all dead

*Hurls grenade*

*bounces off door frame*

*hits <<~ViTO~>>'s Helmet*

*<<~ViTO~>> watches killcam of him kiling himself as brandon laughs*

And that is normally how that encounter works out

[Thrashdragon]

The first time I ever played Hardcore S&D I didn't know that friendly fire was on. The game came down to me and a teammate versus the last two of theirs. I run around a corner and kill one of them, and then his teammate takes me out. My teammate pops up and starts pumping lead into the last remaining enemy's back.

And then my Martyrdom grenade went off, killing both of them and making the round a draw.

[moe]

cainslair I LOVE IT

I have been KILLED MORE times than i can count.Cain should give me a medal,SGT.ROCK likes to shoot me in the head, then says OOPS SORRY MOE,LOL.So far I have FRAG myself 15 times I will never learn.

[Dead_And_Gone]

Ahh Moe.. You just ran out of ammo and needeed a fresh run.

I think I've TK'd myself 135 times.

(Well, I didn't like that kit setup anyway) lololol

[Rand{CLR}]

Yesterday, I was sniping on Bloc in the corner. Get an airstrike, and drop it on the 9-10 red dots on the opposite corner. Guess who is the only death? That's right: me baby, me.

I think I've earned the coveted hidden "Dumbass Air Support Controller" challenge, for being the only victim of your own airstrike. Those pilots are so fired.

-Rand