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    I AM SO SORRY!!!

    A change of Pace.
    "All the fun of a clan without the BS" - Cain

    #2
    I do the same thing by simply reading a Maxim mag that I got an accidental subscription to ... my wife now tosses it in the trash before I even get a chance to read it for its thought provoking articles.

    That kills sex a lot faster than your weapon of choice.
    Oh if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth, well I wonder what would happen to this world ? - Harry Chapin

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      #3
      ROFL!
      [this is where my funky sig would go. But I don't have one.
      So all you get is this crappy text]

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        #4
        Originally posted by WalkinTarget
        I do the same thing by simply reading a Maxim mag that I got an accidental subscription to ... my wife now tosses it in the trash before I even get a chance to read it for its thought provoking articles.

        That kills sex a lot faster than your weapon of choice.
        Just order her something online from Victoria's Secret. Then they will send both of you the catalog, and with the frequency they send out catalogs, and two of them in the mailbox, you're sure to get your hands on one eventually.

        Miranda Kerr > Anybody in Maxim.
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          #5
          omg lol

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            #6
            You mean it was still alive? I thought marriage had killed it.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Rand{CLR}
              You mean it was still alive? I thought marriage had killed it.

              -Rand
              +1
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                #8
                not marriage per say, but the wedding cake, thats teh real culprit.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Rand{CLR}
                  You mean it was still alive? I thought marriage had killed it.

                  -Rand
                  Been Dead. It was brutally murdered long ago by marriage. Maybe the one seen in the image was "butt" ... the estranged cousin of the departed.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by -IRC-MIKE
                    Been Dead. It was brutally murdered long ago by marriage. Maybe the one seen in the image was "butt" ... the estranged cousin of the departed.
                    In that case, I'm glad you killed it.

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                      #11
                      Brilliant post!
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                        #12
                        ..... at rank 65 you can unlock viagra and revive sex.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Premonition
                          ..... at rank 65 you can unlock viagra and revive sex.
                          NO, That happens 4 ranks later.....
                          I'm here to kill friends. Do you want to be my friend?

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                            #14
                            Thank God I'm not married....YET!

                            We haven't talked bout marriage but I feel that she will want to within the next 2 years! So I gotta get as much as I can before the BIG day.
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                              #15


                              This thread has potential !! We'd better quit before we get a smiting !!

                              For the younger gents out there ... enjoy your young, frivolous lifestyle while you can.
                              Oh if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth, well I wonder what would happen to this world ? - Harry Chapin

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