Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

I AM SO SORRY!!!

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #31
    Originally posted by -IRC-MIKE
    Had the baby for seven months.... it has been four since.... hell you were knocking on the door three months afterwards.. I think that is a male world record. You must not have stood there and watched the whole birthing process. Most men are scared of the comparison after seeing that and it usually takes a year of therapy and some hard liquor and serious drugs to get back into the game.

    How long you been married, if you don't mind my asking?

    .... wait .... lemme guess... 16 months?
    Actually our 1 yr Anniversary is Feb 17...and I was in fact inches away from the whole process hoistin her leg up wit a vid camera LOL


    Comment


      #32
      but having a baby is what did it for my wife and I
      1 ??? Hah, try two ... its double your pleasure (in a reverse perverse way). Any Dads wanna chime in on what THREE is like ??
      Oh if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth, well I wonder what would happen to this world ? - Harry Chapin

      Comment


        #33
        you BASTARD!!!

        Comment


          #34
          roflmao

          Comment


            #35
            So, it is YOUR Fault !!!

            Comment


              #36
              Anti depressent drugs. Wife takes. KILLS IT DEAD DEAD DEAD.
              A year and counting.

              (Depression runs in her family, wish I'd known. lol )

              Have a baby, watch your sessions get NIXED.


              Love this thread.
              ??Click me to donate??

              Comment


                #37
                Originally posted by Zantheus
                Originally posted by -IRC-MIKE
                Had the baby for seven months.... it has been four since.... hell you were knocking on the door three months afterwards.. I think that is a male world record. You must not have stood there and watched the whole birthing process. Most men are scared of the comparison after seeing that and it usually takes a year of therapy and some hard liquor and serious drugs to get back into the game.

                How long you been married, if you don't mind my asking?

                .... wait .... lemme guess... 16 months?
                Actually our 1 yr Anniversary is Feb 17...and I was in fact inches away from the whole process hoistin her leg up wit a vid camera LOL

                See there's your problem. You didn't give marriage time to kill seks before the conception. You killed your marriage and sex in one flailing swoop! LOL.. j/k.. My wife dated me for 11 years before I killed it.

                Comment


                  #38
                  OHH and I've got 3. LOL .. you go from 1 ... you still get a lil freaky on rare occasion.. Then TWO... you get a lil when you can steal it while the kids are locked in a closet with food and water... To THREE... You vaguely remember what it was that you liked about her to begin with, but for some reason she doesn't want to try to transform back into that sexy woman again. Some in your situation have even gone as far as to lead a second life with some other woman who doesn't speak the same language and thinks you are a millionaire. It's fun. Really. Then you lose count of the number of days it has been since you even saw her naked and actually found it attractive... after another few years.. it's like walking in on your grandma nude.

                  Comment


                    #39
                    Ohhhh Noooo.....

                    that is TOO close for comfort.. hehehehehe

                    She now wears her Flannel Fortress. Try getting through THAT.
                    I think it is armor plated too.
                    About as sexy as a mud pack.
                    ??Click me to donate??

                    Comment


                      #40
                      I must be incredibly lucky to have the wife I do. I feel so sorry for most of you.
                      Apache

                      Where do you put the Bayonet?
                      Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                      I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                      Frank Lloyd Wright

                      Comment


                        #41
                        Originally posted by Apache Warrior
                        I must be incredibly lucky to have the wife I do. I feel so sorry for most of you.
                        Apache
                        +1
                        A change of Pace.
                        "All the fun of a clan without the BS" - Cain

                        Comment


                          #42
                          Originally posted by Apache Warrior
                          I must be incredibly lucky to have the wife I do. I feel so sorry for most of you.
                          Apache
                          Beer Goggles..EHH?

                          Comment


                            #43
                            Originally posted by Apache Warrior
                            I must be incredibly lucky to have the wife I do. I feel so sorry for most of you.
                            Apache
                            Diamonds are a womans best friend dont you know?
                            [img]http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i61/2HARDKOR/maj_massacre.jpg[/img]

                            Comment


                              #44
                              and a new car!!!!! and getting her pissed!!!!

                              Phil.G

                              Comment


                                #45
                                Originally posted by WalkinTarget


                                This thread has potential !! We'd better quit before we get a smiting !!

                                For the younger gents out there ... enjoy your young, frivolous lifestyle while you can.
                                Oh trust me
                                We are

                                Comment

                                Cain's Lair Forums Statistics

                                Collapse

                                Topics: 26,187   Posts: 269,850   Members: 6,183   Active Members: 6
                                Welcome to our newest member, Fermin13Q.

                                Today's Birthdays

                                Collapse

                                There are no members with birthdays today.

                                Top Active Users

                                Collapse

                                There are no top active users.

                                More Posts

                                Collapse

                                • Reply to Hi guys!
                                  by Evil_T0NY {CLR}
                                  I've been Alpha and will be Beta testing the Delta Force game. It's been really getting good reviews! Definitely a good Battlefield feel to it like the...
                                  14 Nov 2024, 08:50 PM
                                • Reply to Hope your all OK over there
                                  by Apache Warrior
                                  We had 17 inches of rain from the storm on November 7, 2024.
                                  Apache
                                  11 Nov 2024, 07:55 AM
                                • Reply to Hope your all OK over there
                                  by Sirex
                                  Aye, I'm inclined to agree with that lmao
                                  Gone are the days of warm summers and snow filled winters here, nothing but rain and wind for 8mths of...
                                  10 Nov 2024, 08:53 PM
                                • Reply to Hope your all OK over there
                                  by Apache Warrior
                                  Now we have had a lot of flooding in this area and there are still a lot of houses that have not been repaired. Must be the apocalypse.
                                  ...
                                  8 Nov 2024, 09:23 AM
                                Working...
                                X