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but having a baby is what did it for my wife and IOh if a man tried to take his time on Earth and prove before he died what one man's life could be worth, well I wonder what would happen to this world ? - Harry Chapin
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-IRC-MIKE
Originally posted by ZantheusOriginally posted by -IRC-MIKEHad the baby for seven months.... it has been four since.... hell you were knocking on the door three months afterwards.. I think that is a male world record. You must not have stood there and watched the whole birthing process. Most men are scared of the comparison after seeing that and it usually takes a year of therapy and some hard liquor and serious drugs to get back into the game.
How long you been married, if you don't mind my asking?
.... wait .... lemme guess... 16 months?
See there's your problem. You didn't give marriage time to kill seks before the conception. You killed your marriage and sex in one flailing swoop! LOL.. j/k.. My wife dated me for 11 years before I killed it.
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OHH and I've got 3. LOL .. you go from 1 ... you still get a lil freaky on rare occasion.. Then TWO... you get a lil when you can steal it while the kids are locked in a closet with food and water... To THREE... You vaguely remember what it was that you liked about her to begin with, but for some reason she doesn't want to try to transform back into that sexy woman again. Some in your situation have even gone as far as to lead a second life with some other woman who doesn't speak the same language and thinks you are a millionaire. It's fun. Really. Then you lose count of the number of days it has been since you even saw her naked and actually found it attractive... after another few years.. it's like walking in on your grandma nude.
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I must be incredibly lucky to have the wife I do. I feel so sorry for most of you.
Apache
Where do you put the Bayonet?
Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
Frank Lloyd Wright
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-IRC-MIKE
Originally posted by Apache WarriorI must be incredibly lucky to have the wife I do. I feel so sorry for most of you.
Apache
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Originally posted by WalkinTarget
This thread has potential !! We'd better quit before we get a smiting !!
For the younger gents out there ... enjoy your young, frivolous lifestyle while you can.
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