Yikes! Any tips for a noob?

[AROWHEELS]

phan's just bitter cause i dont use lub when i bend him over and shove my p90 where the sun dont shine lol. p90 or mp5 and never stop moving works for me.

[ShosSofe]

how about....uhhhhh. Well here is how I have gotten good. I just sniped sniped sniped. I sniped until 55. Well, I also use other guns but sniping increased my accuracy a lot. Accuracy and reflexes. So yeah...... that is just how I have gotten better. Oh yeah, I also play this Korean music game called DJ Max Portable (for psp). The game is like a uhhhhhh faster version of Guitar Hero. And for some songs, the notes just keep pounding down. Although it just works on my thumbs (...I wonder if my thumbs are human...) it also works on your reflex. And the one thing that matters in all shooters is reflex. It isn't like you are going to turn a corner and just stand there staring at a guy. So yeah work on reflexes.

[K PhaNTOM]

phan's just bitter cause i dont use lub when i bend him over and shove my p90 where the sun dont shine lol. p90 or mp5 and never stop moving works for me.

I liked it and you know it!

P.S. P90 = Noobiest weapon, not even tube comes close.

[Jeffro]

Ok all this is getting out of hand. i'm not pointing fingers but i want you guys to read up on what it means to be a CLR. if i was new to the website and i saw a bunch of people arguing, i wouldn't frequent this place. Being a CLR is a privilege, not a right. Bon3z was asking a legit question, of course its fun to poke jokes at funny moment in COD4 but don't let it get out of hand. we are all here to have fun and not to argue with one another.

On my behalf, welcome to Cain's Lair Bon3z. you will find that alost of us here have been here for a couple years b/c this place is great! I hope you ignore the bickering of a couple people and enjoy your stay here.

[AROWHEELS]

lol jeff thats not bickering, hes really inlove with me and this is how he hides it

But if you read the whole post there is a legit advice in every one of them. just my humble opinion.

unless your talking to the other 2 and in that case never mind and YA you 2 knock it off......lol

[K PhaNTOM]

lol jeff thats not bickering, hes really inlove with me and this is how he hides it

Yes, I'm having an affair with Aro . Don't anyony tell 413

[Gimmie2]

Yes, I'm having an affair with Aro . Don't anyony tell 413

*gasp* im telling 413!!!!*gasp*

[-413-]

OMG

phant you hussy!



Tips are - be on whatever team I'm not on, because I'm easy to kill, and therefore you are guaranteed a win if you play against my team

[[TT]BrundleFly]

Any hints for a COD4 newbie?

A good, large, dry (at the start) Adult Diaper is a good investment. Less down time, more game time...