The funniest thing you've seen this week???

[Cain]

Was last week but not had a chance this week...

I TK'd someone with a flashbang...
I threw it, they ran in front of me WHOMP in the head, must have had like 2hp left lol

Do we track flashbang kills??

[Sirex]

Dont think so, lotta stuff the last week ive seen in logs i think
"we should track that"

[Fenris]

Not so much funny, per se, but weird and interesting: On Dust 2 yesterday, I kept running into Bucuand we got into fire fights. 3 times. Each time, I won. After the third time, Bucu commented, "Fenris, check your round stats for the past three rounds."

I looked, and each round he had hit me 2 times for 53 damage. Each time, the exact same number of hits, the exact same amount of damage.

[goldenfooler]

Maybe he was aiming to high?

[trip202]

I got Tk'd 3 rounds in a row in dust2 this weekend. I was not mad, matter of fact I was laughing about it. Come to think about it, there were a lot of TKs this weekend (unintentional). I think militia took the cake saturday night.

It's also pretty funny when you sneak around the whole team and get a whole bunch of knife kills and everyone was like "where the hell did you come from"

[goldenfooler]

looks like I missed a fun night.

[Cpt. Crazy]

I've gotta try player more CS on Saturday nights

[AmazingRedd]

Today on dust2, I was awping double doors from middle as ct, I picked off one T' awper at the round start. I tried to peek again and see another awper so we shooting back at each other, i peek real quick again to get him but instead i got another T in mid air that was jumping from short A to Lower B. I was like oh wow that works too..i guess. It cracked me up.

[trip202]

Me and Turkmen had some fun on Militia tonight. We would take turns standing on each other's head in CT spawn and snipe the Ts. They did not even notice where it was coming from

[Apache Warrior]

Last night I was a T on inferno. I had the bomb and we rushed back alley as a group. most of the CT team was on A. I decided to run for B through the CT spawn. I had 6 T's surrounding me as I ran through the CT spawn. All the sudden I am dead. What the ............................???????? Then I see that I was tazed in the back by Trip. At least someone picked up the bomb and planted it so we won the round.

[trip202]

HAHA, that was great, the smoke helped, what gave you away was the bright yellow light of the bomb on your back. It was a magnet for my taser.

[Cain]

me and turkmen had some fun on militia tonight. We would take turns standing on each other's head in ct spawn and snipe the ts. They did not even notice where it was coming from

lol

[Fenris]

I was having fun teaming up with Coversix last night whenever we ended up on the same team. We were both Ts on downtown, and I grabbed a molotov at the start of the round, rushed to the paper room and threw it through the door as a whole bunch of my teammates rushed in to cover the room. I ran back toward spawn to cover upstairs and was suddenly kicked... for killing a teammate at the start of the round. I laughed and told coversix what had happened over steam PM, since we had just been talking about team damage in the forums earlier that day. I said something like, "How long does someone have to sit in fire before they decide to get out of the fire?"

I went to the stats page to check the logs, to see if maybe what had happened was someone had stepped in my fire, gotten shot by an enemy, and the fire finished them off... and IT WAS COVERSIX WHO I HAD KILLED! So I was like, "Wait... it was YOU I killed!" and he just goes, "Oh yeah!"

[Fenris]

Just played Militia. I was a CT, and we were getting absolutely dominated. I actually mowed my way into the house this one round, got the hostage, out the front door. A T chased me, but I managed to get him. Turned the corner by the garage and -BANG- dead.

It was my teammate. Sniped me right in the face.

Then the guy sits there with the hostage in front of him and proceeds to NOT RESCUE HIM. He keeps peeking around the corner, looking for Ts to snipe. This other alive CT is somewhere around the backyard, he's got his own stuff to worry about. Eventually, the Ts find them both and gun them down. Round lost. All he had to do was pick up the hostage and run for the spawn, but he didn't. He literally sat there for almost a minute, with the hostage sitting right next to him. It was the saddest moment I've ever had in the game.

The rest of the team was so angry at him, they voted him off the server. I refrained from placing a vote, as I was a bit biased.

Kinda have to laugh at it all now.

[trip202]

Just played Militia. I was a CT, and we were getting absolutely dominated. I actually mowed my way into the house this one round, got the hostage, out the front door. A T chased me, but I managed to get him. Turned the corner by the garage and -BANG- dead.

It was my teammate. Sniped me right in the face.

Then the guy sits there with the hostage in front of him and proceeds to NOT RESCUE HIM. He keeps peeking around the corner, looking for Ts to snipe. This other alive CT is somewhere around the backyard, he's got his own stuff to worry about. Eventually, the Ts find them both and gun them down. Round lost. All he had to do was pick up the hostage and run for the spawn, but he didn't. He literally sat there for almost a minute, with the hostage sitting right next to him. It was the saddest moment I've ever had in the game.

The rest of the team was so angry at him, they voted him off the server. I refrained from placing a vote, as I was a bit biased.

Kinda have to laugh at it all now.

Haha I saw that, I would not blame you for voting lol.