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    #91
    Why did The Heavy call Spiderman?

    He was sick and tired of the Sandman.

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      #92
      Why did the Pyro go to see the Medic after accidentally burning his hair off?

      He heard a Demoman call him Herr Doctor.
      Apache

      Where do you put the Bayonet?
      Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
      I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
      Frank Lloyd Wright

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        #93
        What time is it?

        OVERTIME
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          #94
          A Spy walks into a bar, and the bartender says

          "Why the Wrong Face?"


          When is a spy not a spy?

          When It's a flaming mass of pain.
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            #95
            Why aren't Pyro's welcome on forums?

            Because they are always flaming people.

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              #96
              Why did the Demoman vote for Obama?

              They're both Demo-Crits!
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                #97
                What did the sniper say in bed?

                BOOM! Headshot!
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                  #98
                  What did the Engineer say to the Pyro, when he saw a female Spy?

                  Spy Chick.
                  Apache

                  Where do you put the Bayonet?
                  Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                  I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                  Frank Lloyd Wright

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