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    #46
    Originally posted by Rand{CLR} View Post
    He probably just sits in the store all day, thinking of new ones to post when he gets home.

    -Rand
    Some people think of funny things, other people try to make fun of the people who are thinking.

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      #47
      “Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius.” Fulton J. Sheen.
      Apache

      Where do you put the Bayonet?
      Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
      I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
      Frank Lloyd Wright

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        #48
        Originally posted by Apache Warrior View Post
        ?Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius.? Fulton J. Sheen.
        Apache



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          #49

          Apache

          Where do you put the Bayonet?
          Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
          I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
          Frank Lloyd Wright

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            #50
            Oh noes! Owned by the old guys in the joke thread.

            Ok, how about this>

            A sniper, a pyro, and a heavy were all in a boat, and yadda yadda yadda, the sniper says "that's not me knife."

            -Rand
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                #52
                I thought you were going to tell the one about the Genie and the beer.
                Apache

                Where do you put the Bayonet?
                Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                Frank Lloyd Wright

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                  #53
                  Here I'll give it a go

                  The heavy is so fat, when party mode is on and he gets exploded, the only things that comes out are cake and hamburgers.
                  "CRY HAVOC...AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!"- William Shakespear

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                      #55
                      Why did the Heavy get so big?

                      To compensate for his minigun.

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                        #56
                        Why is the spy always late?

                        His watch only works when it's invisible.

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                          #57
                          Slam two good ones from Sapien !!!!

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                            #58
                            Someone's gotta make a stand against Apache.

                            i still haven't seen him in game either... I need practice as a spy

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                              #59
                              A thought to ponder on.....



                              R Kelly pee's on people and its an outrage, while jarate is everyone's best friend....

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                                #60
                                Who is the Pyro's favorite victim?

                                The French Spy.
                                Apache

                                Where do you put the Bayonet?
                                Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
                                I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
                                Frank Lloyd Wright

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