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    #76
    OMG the credit card one is awesome lololol!

    Aw I can even come up with some puns but in portuguese I've been thinking, maybe MAYBE sometime I'll figure something out. (I actually know a very good one in english =O, but is not tf2 related lol)
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      #77
      Making puns in another language probably is no fun. My dad speaks Arabic and French and always complains about how English poetry is no where near what those two can do. English though shouldn't be bad for puns, we have so many words that can mean different things.

      Lead--to lead. Or, lead, the element.

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        #78
        What does the Engineer eat for Breakfast?

        Wrench Toast.

        Apache

        Where do you put the Bayonet?
        Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
        I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
        Frank Lloyd Wright

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          #79
          Why does the other team hate your medics?
          Because they are always needling them.
          Apache

          Where do you put the Bayonet?
          Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
          I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
          Frank Lloyd Wright

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            #80
            What did the Engineer do to the Spy, when he sapped the Engineer's Teleporter?

            He wrenched his neck.

            Apache

            Where do you put the Bayonet?
            Chesty Puller (upon seeing a flamethrower for the first time)
            I am all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Lets start with typewriters.
            Frank Lloyd Wright

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              #81
              Finals are almost here, I must give up. I have a proposition though. Let's get everyone to pick their top 3-5 from this thread, and see if I competed at all against Apache's wit and wordplay. I also think Cain made some appearances, plus others...

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                #82
                One for the season...
                Whats a medics favorite Christmas Character...




                Kritz Kringle

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                  #83
                  What do you get when you cross the Ambassador with the Ubercharge?



                  Diplomatic Immunity

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                    #84
                    Why did the spy cross the road






                    He never realy was on your side

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                      #85
                      how did the heavy beat the scout to the intel?



                      He was rushin..

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                        #86
                        Some holiday spirit.

                        On the 12th day of idling, my true Valve gave to me:

                        12 Backburners
                        11 Gloves of Boxing
                        10 Blutsaugers
                        9 Kritz-a-kriegin'
                        8 Cans-a-Bonk!
                        7 Flares-a-burnin
                        6 Bats of wood
                        5 UBER SAWWWWWWSSSSSSSS
                        4 Sandviches
                        3 Huntsmen
                        2 Razorbacks
                        and a jar full of sniper pee!

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                          #87
                          TF2's favorite pick-up line....
                          Are you an engineer? Because you're erecting my dispenser.

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                            #88
                            Where did the Heavy get the money to buy all of his bullets?





                            The First National BONK!

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                              #89
                              Why do you never run over a spy riding a bicycle? Because it's probably your bike.

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                                #90
                                Why doesn't the spy have friends?

                                Hes a backstabber.

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