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Shut up and take my money!
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omgee I want one.
No
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I do
Imagine the police reports when a robber tries something.
"Suspect was shot with a... Hello Kitty glammed pistol.... Reports say Suspect was apprehended with flowers and bowtie restraints""You cannot have 'slaughter' without having 'laughter'"
"If I had wanted to show off, I would have been a porn star."
"I have a 9in. tongue and I can breathe through my ears."Comment
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