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    #1

    Your Momma jokes...

    I'm not sure if this is ok to post but I thought it would be good to hear some of our favorite momma jokes. I'll start with one I heard on the radio the otehr day from a little kid!

    Your momma is so fat...She got on an airplane and they arrested her for having 100lbs. of CRACK!
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    This thread is alright, as long as people keep it clean! The Yo Momma jokes can get very crude and vulgar, so posters beware!
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      #3
      Sweet...Twinky...where's your joke? You can't post and not say something!
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        #4
        Sorry about that...

        2 of my faves:

        Yo momma so ugly, when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
        To momma so damn ugly that when she sits on a sand dune at the beach, the cats try to bury her.
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          #5
          That's more like it...lol
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            #6
            This thread seems a bit lonely... I think more people should get involved...

            Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid
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              #7
              your mommas so fat, when she saw a corn on your daddy's foot she ate it.

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                #8
                Yo mama so fat, when she stepped outside to get the mail it measured on the richter scale!
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                  #9
                  Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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                    #10
                    Yo Momma so fat, her blood type's Ragu.
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                      #11
                      You've probably all heard this but i'll tell it anyway

                      Your momma is so fat a whale saw her and started singing "we are family"

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                        #12
                        I like this one from Robot Chicken's Star Wars special:

                        Your mother is so stupid, she thinks Jar Jar comes with Pickles Pickles.

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                          #13
                          your momma is so fat when she stood on the corner the police showed up and told her to break it up.

                          Your momma is so fat that when she fell and cut her leg open gravy poured out.
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                            #14
                            Yo momma's so fat when she auditioned for a part in Raiders of the Lost Ark she got the part of the big Rolling Ball

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                              #15
                              Yo mama's so fat when truckers pass her by they say to themselves "who the hell's driving that rig.
                              Apache

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